True Food Prep Instructions

thegaysha:

accioredvines:

ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman:

i am CACKLING

“Throw lid very hard into garbage can, so it knows what it’s done.”

I agree with all of these. 

I couldn’t stop laughing. I read them all out loud to my roommate.

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    This couldn’t be any truer…
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    throw lid very hard into garbage can so it knows what it’s done
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    These are all true btw.
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    So. Much. Laughing.